{"id":6205,"date":"2026-09-11T17:17:41","date_gmt":"2026-09-11T17:17:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/digitalnews25.com\/?p=6205"},"modified":"2026-09-11T17:17:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-11T17:17:41","slug":"he-assumed-a-mortgage-existed-because-he-had-always-paid-the-bills-that-sat-on-top-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalnews25.com\/?p=6205","title":{"rendered":"He Assumed A Mortgage Existed Because He Had Always Paid The Bills That Sat On Top Of It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thaddeus closed it in sixty one hours. A cash buyer out of Singapore, no financing contingency, no inspection period, and the wire cleared Wednesday evening. Fifteen percent under market on a six million dollar property is an expensive sentence to write, and I have never once regretted the price of it. 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