{"id":5075,"date":"2026-08-26T17:22:11","date_gmt":"2026-08-26T17:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/digitalnews25.com\/?p=5075"},"modified":"2026-09-09T00:16:20","modified_gmt":"2026-09-09T00:16:20","slug":"the-early-morning-phone-call-that-finally-ended-my-neighbors-driveway-games-for-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalnews25.com\/?p=5075","title":{"rendered":"The Early Morning Phone Call That Finally Ended My Neighbor&#8217;s Driveway Games For Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The call I made at quarter past five that morning was not to the police non-emergency line, though I had considered it. It was to a licensed removal company, the kind councils and private property owners use to lift illegally parked vehicles off private land. I had spent the previous evening quietly doing the research I should have done three weeks earlier. 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