A woman, already irritated that her husband was late coming home again, decided she had reached her limit. She wrote a note that read, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d Then, instead of actually leaving, she slipped under the bed so she could watch his reaction when he finally walked through the door.<\/p>\n
After a short while the husband arrived. She heard him moving around in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. From her hiding place she watched him walk to the dresser, pick up the note, and stand there reading it. A few minutes later he wrote something on the paper, picked up the phone, and dialed a number.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone\u2026 yeah I know, about bloody time,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you\u2026 can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026 we\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. The sound of the car pulling away filled the house.<\/p>\n
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, the wife crawled out from under the bed and snatched the note to see what he had written. The message was short and completely unexpected: \u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re outta bread: be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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